He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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