last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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