o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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