It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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