I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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