kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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