why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
