Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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