why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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