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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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