She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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