You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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