Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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