I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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