Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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