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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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