can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
