My friends, they love my intelligence
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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