I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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