normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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