It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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