Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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