i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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