I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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