Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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