So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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