Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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