Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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