yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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