party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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