I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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