So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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