he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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