We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
it's like iHOP with fire
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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