In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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