They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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