This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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