After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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