I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
This is not my ceiling
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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