I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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