Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How external is "for external use only"?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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