we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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