for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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