There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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