Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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