she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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