The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just cropdusted the office
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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