you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
