ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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