my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
