having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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