Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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