They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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