doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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