if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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