Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize